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Post by BIG FOX on Mar 9, 2007 6:15:53 GMT -5
The Cremated Husband > > > > Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his > > ashes home. > > > > Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio > table. > > > > Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to > > him.... > > > > "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" > > > > She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" > > > > Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in > > the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you pr omised me? Bought > > it too, with the insurance money!" > > > > Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?" > > > > Here it comes... > >
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Post by mudduck on Mar 9, 2007 9:55:25 GMT -5
Sounds a bit morbid, but yet not surprising. Good one!
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