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Post by Hardcorehunter on Jan 17, 2007 21:45:39 GMT -5
One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Post by BuckMaster on Jan 17, 2007 21:56:26 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by THE DEER HUNTER on Jan 18, 2007 8:45:42 GMT -5
That was a good one!!!
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Post by JARHEAD on Jan 18, 2007 10:33:08 GMT -5
I think I might try to do this one but like like to drink??
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Post by BIG FOX on Jan 18, 2007 11:11:33 GMT -5
from your typing it looks like you already are drinking.. LIKE LIKE>.....
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Post by BIG FOX on Jan 18, 2007 11:11:54 GMT -5
JARHEAD is always the designated drinker...
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Post by JARHEAD on Jan 18, 2007 11:36:50 GMT -5
Sailor Jerry agian 92 prof will do you right every time!
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Post by nybuckstalker on Jan 18, 2007 13:27:24 GMT -5
I would fall for it.
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