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Post by osprey on Oct 23, 2006 13:52:24 GMT -5
A drunk gets the munchies late at night and goes to the store. He gets his chips, dip and another six pack and gets in line at the register. In front of him is a woman with 6 items on the counter, a 1/2 gallon of milk, box of cereal, bag of 3 apples, shampoo, cheese and a small bag of pretzels. The druck looks at her items and, slurring, says to her "Why, you must be single." The woman says that "Yes, she is, but how in the world could you tell that from what I'm buying.?" He replies, still slurring, "Because you're butt ugly."  |
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Post by BuckMaster on Oct 23, 2006 14:01:36 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats Funny!
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Post by Hardcorehunter on Oct 23, 2006 14:04:38 GMT -5
Drunk honesty, thats great..
I got one. What do you call an amish guy with his arm stuck up a horses ace(butt)?
A Mechanic! ;D ;D
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Post by mikeymoose0 on Oct 25, 2006 8:42:39 GMT -5
my god that is bad ;D
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Post by BIG FOX on Oct 25, 2006 13:11:45 GMT -5
what goes: clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop clip
AMISH DRIVE BY
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Post by BassGuitarGuy on Oct 25, 2006 15:36:25 GMT -5
i heard this one today its kind of dumb but still funny
knock knock
whos there
interrupting cow
interrupting co MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Post by Hardcorehunter on Oct 25, 2006 20:22:19 GMT -5
I like it, I like it. Havn't heard that one befo-mooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! D*mn cow!
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Post by reed on Oct 27, 2006 20:33:39 GMT -5
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Post by mikeymoose0 on Oct 31, 2006 17:36:41 GMT -5
your killen me!!!  |
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Post by BassGuitarGuy on Nov 19, 2006 17:03:24 GMT -5
Heres two i heard
A duck walks into the 7-11 and asks if they have any grapes the cashier says no and the duck leaves, the next day the duck walks back to the 7-11 and asks if they have any grapes the cashier says no we dont and the duck leaves, the next day the duck walks back to the 7-11 and asks if they have any grapes the cashier says look i told u we dont have any if u ask again im gonna nail your feet to the floor, the next day the duck comes in and asks do u have any nails the cashier says no and the duck says good do u have any grapes
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
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Post by Hardcorehunter on Nov 19, 2006 20:42:32 GMT -5
GOOD ONE!!!
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Post by THE DEER HUNTER on Nov 19, 2006 21:18:32 GMT -5
Guess that duck wanted his grapes! ;D
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