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Oct 23, 2006 12:26:40 GMT -5
Post by BIG FOX on Oct 23, 2006 12:26:40 GMT -5
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? LICKALOTTAPUS
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Oct 23, 2006 12:30:32 GMT -5
Post by Hardcorehunter on Oct 23, 2006 12:30:32 GMT -5
Thats Questionable.
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Oct 23, 2006 13:03:56 GMT -5
Post by mdbowhuntr on Oct 23, 2006 13:03:56 GMT -5
OK, I have to add one:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1, you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Oct 23, 2006 14:02:03 GMT -5
Post by Hardcorehunter on Oct 23, 2006 14:02:03 GMT -5
Thats funny!
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Oct 25, 2006 8:46:22 GMT -5
Post by mikeymoose0 on Oct 25, 2006 8:46:22 GMT -5
LMAOthat was good
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Oct 25, 2006 12:57:10 GMT -5
Post by BIG FOX on Oct 25, 2006 12:57:10 GMT -5
an 90 year old man is sitting on the park bench crying his eyes out. when a young man walks up and asks him what is the matter. the old man says " i am 90 yrs old, married to a 20 yr old model with giant boobs and she is a nympho manic." the young man says well hell why are you crying that sounds great. and the old man says "it is but i can't remember where i live,"..
yea yea i know it is lame but i laughed..
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Oct 25, 2006 20:19:55 GMT -5
Post by Hardcorehunter on Oct 25, 2006 20:19:55 GMT -5
I like that one fox. I'd cry too.
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Oct 27, 2006 16:42:17 GMT -5
Post by BassGuitarGuy on Oct 27, 2006 16:42:17 GMT -5
i like the cab driver one thats funny heres one two cows are standing in a field one cow says "hey have u heard about that mad cow disease going around" the other cow says "yep thats why im glad im a penguin" kinda dumb but a little funny
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Oct 30, 2006 7:34:03 GMT -5
Post by mdbowhuntr on Oct 30, 2006 7:34:03 GMT -5
I love this one!! ;D
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down.
After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.
The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.
The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "What's going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"
The new truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now we're going to see a movie."
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Oct 31, 2006 16:05:34 GMT -5
Post by BassGuitarGuy on Oct 31, 2006 16:05:34 GMT -5
lol thats great ;D ;D maybe they went to see march of the penguins
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Oct 31, 2006 17:39:17 GMT -5
Post by mikeymoose0 on Oct 31, 2006 17:39:17 GMT -5
I would be crying to poor old man the penguin joke was funny to
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Nov 25, 2006 12:20:56 GMT -5
Post by BassGuitarGuy on Nov 25, 2006 12:20:56 GMT -5
this one isnt that good but made me laugh a little
two birds are flying side by side when a jet screams past them the first bird says man did u see how fast that thing was goin the second eagle says hey i would be goin that fast if my butt was on fire
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