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Post by Rommel on Mar 14, 2008 12:24:22 GMT -5
Redneck pick up lines..
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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Post by BIG FOX on Mar 14, 2008 13:13:53 GMT -5
lol now that is funny....
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Post by davep on Mar 14, 2008 16:27:39 GMT -5
I used to always start with
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick", but that didn't work so great.
Then I stumbled on my "Can't miss" line:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Post by Rommel on Mar 14, 2008 16:46:00 GMT -5
I'll be tryin these out next time I get down 301 South, lol.
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Post by reed on Mar 20, 2008 6:23:20 GMT -5
Dave, that is funny!
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