Post by Rommel on Jun 28, 2007 7:36:33 GMT -5
>>A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a
>>big"everything
>>under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says: "Do
>>you have any sales experience?" The kid says: "Yeah. I was a salesman back
>>in North Dakota."Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You
>>starttomorrow; I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His
>>first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After thestore was
>>locked up the boss came down. "How many customers boughtsomething from you
>>today?"The kid says: "One". The boss says: "Just one? Our sales people
>>average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"The kid says:
>>"$101,237.65".The boss says: "$101,237.65....what the heck did you
>>sell?"The kid says: "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
>>medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a
>>new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
>>down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down
>>to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft boat. Then
>>he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down
>>to the automotive department and sold him that Ford 4x4 Expedition."The
>>boss said: "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT
>>and a TRUCK?"The kid said: "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his
>>wife and I said, Dude, your weekend's shot.....you should go fishing." ;D
>>big"everything
>>under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says: "Do
>>you have any sales experience?" The kid says: "Yeah. I was a salesman back
>>in North Dakota."Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You
>>starttomorrow; I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His
>>first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After thestore was
>>locked up the boss came down. "How many customers boughtsomething from you
>>today?"The kid says: "One". The boss says: "Just one? Our sales people
>>average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"The kid says:
>>"$101,237.65".The boss says: "$101,237.65....what the heck did you
>>sell?"The kid says: "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
>>medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a
>>new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
>>down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down
>>to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft boat. Then
>>he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down
>>to the automotive department and sold him that Ford 4x4 Expedition."The
>>boss said: "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT
>>and a TRUCK?"The kid said: "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his
>>wife and I said, Dude, your weekend's shot.....you should go fishing." ;D
