designated decoy

[vinnieb]

every saturday after hunting the whole hunting club would go to the local bar and get hammered, and every saturday somebody got arressted by the same cop who waited outside for someone to try to drive home. this week was no different. the bar closed at 2am and the cop arrived at about ten of to get ready to make his weekly arrest. as soon as he gets there he see's one guy come out of the bar. as soon as he walks out he falls on his face. he stumbles around holding on to cars in order to walk. he tries his key in ten cars before he finds his own. the cop decides that tonights arrest is going to be to easy. well the man eventually stumbles into his car just as the rest of the hunters come out of the bar and leave. once everyone clears out the cop goes over to the guy who came out of the bar first. he figures he'lll give him a breathalizer just to be safe. suprisingly the guy blows a 0.00 on the breathilizer. how can this be the cop thought you came out of the bar looking more hammered then anybody. The guy looked at the cop, smiled, and said

"tonight i'm the designated decoy"