Post by THE DEER HUNTER on Mar 22, 2007 14:03:47 GMT -5
>Three third graders from Kentucky (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
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>"Okay." They all agree.
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>The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
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>"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
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>Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whi ps his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
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>That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
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>"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
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>"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
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>"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Mom?"
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>Mom replies, "No,Honey. It's because you're twenty-one.
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>"Okay." They all agree.
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>The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
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>"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
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>Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whi ps his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
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>That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
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>"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
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>"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
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>"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Mom?"
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>Mom replies, "No,Honey. It's because you're twenty-one.
