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Post by busco on Nov 14, 2008 9:17:49 GMT -5
Subject: Fast Sex...>> >>> > Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really>> cute,>> > really hot girl in his office... But she was dating>> someone>> > else.>> > One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her>> and>> > said,>> > I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with>> you...>> > The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'>> > Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw>> the>> > money on the floor,>> > you bend down and I'll finish by the time>> you've>> > picked it up.'>> > She thought for a moment and said that she would>> consult>> > with her>> > boyfriend.>> > So she called him and explained the situation.>> > Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up>> the>> > money really>> > fast.He won't even be able to get his pants>> down.'>> > She agreed and accepts the proposal.>> > Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still>> > waiting for his>> > girlfriend's call.>> > Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and>> asks,>> > 'What>> > happened...?'>> > Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,>> > 'The bastard had all quarters!'>
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