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Post by THE DEER HUNTER on Oct 30, 2008 10:33:08 GMT -5
A man was stopped by a game warden recently while leaving the river with two ice chests full of live illegal sized crabs in water.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those crabs?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet crabs."
"Pet crabs?"
"Yep. Every night I take these crabs down to the river and let 'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of bull! Crabs can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the crabs into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The crabs!"
"WHAT crabs?"
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Post by buckslayer on Oct 30, 2008 14:39:49 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by JARHEAD on Oct 31, 2008 6:03:35 GMT -5
I might try that out next yr!! Might make the paper too??
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