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Post by busco on Nov 14, 2008 9:18:52 GMT -5
NAME OF THE STORY IS "Gotta Pee" this is HILARIOUS!!!!>>>> >> > Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.> >> > Both were very faithful and loving wives, however> >> > they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi> >> > Breezers.> >> >> >> > Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to> >> > pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.> >> >> >> > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought> >> > she would take off her panties and use them.> >> >> >> > Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive> >> > pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.> >> >> >> > She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave> >> > that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she < BR>>> > proceeded to wipe with that.> >> >> >> > After the girls did their business they proceeded to> >> > go home.> >> >> >> > The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned> >> > that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in> >> > bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:> >> > 'These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting tosuspectthe> >worst .. my wife came home with no panties!!'> >> >> >> > 'That's nothing' said the other husband,> >> > 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that> >> > said.....> >> >> >> >'From all of us at the Fire Station.> >> >We'll never forget you.''
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Post by davep on Nov 14, 2008 17:47:46 GMT -5
Thanks. I just snarfed!
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